My Fridge is BARE Nekkid!
- Comments: 5
- Posted on: December 7th, 2009
This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Jones Soda. All opinions are 100% mine.
I think you can all figure out from this photo that I AM A TURKEY, not a bare nekkid turkey though! I will make myself look totally ridiculous (as long as I have my face on) all in the name of clean fun.
My dear friends at IZEA sent me this bright green box just before their US Thanksgiving. What sort of company sends it’s bloggers a Turkey Hat, with a picture of a huge tongue with a man attached? One that cares and likes to show it, of course!
IZEA also included a bottle of Jones Soda with the disgusting name of Tofurky and Gravy Jones Soda . I put it in the fridge, thinking if it was chilled I might be able to get past the name and down it – just for the sake of a taste test of course.
One week later, I decided I’d have to brave the taste test to let you all know my opinion of this gross looking soda with the name that made me want to gag. Lo and behold – my fridge was bare nekkid. Hallelujah! The Tofurkey and gravy soda disappeared with not even the evidence of an empty bottle in my recycling bin.
So, I have a pretty good idea of which one of the four suspects it could have been who stole the goods: most likely the one roasting the turkey – I’ll bet she added the contents to the gravy thinking it was the cat’s meow to improve the taste of lumpy, floury gravy.
Not sure I’m going to ask though – perhaps it’s better not to try to explain to my darling daughter what a Jones Tofurkey and Gravy Soda is really for!
Thanks though Jones and IZEA, ‘for thinking bout’ me, I’m alive and doin fine!’
My Fridge is BARE Nekkid: Jones Tofurkey and Gravy Soda post! http://bit.ly/4UI56v Pls RT
ReplyMy Fridge is BARE Nekkid: Jones Tofurkey and Gravy Soda post! http://bit.ly/4UI56v Pls RT
ReplyWhat?! no tongue in the photo ; )
ReplySorry Ted, when I took the pic I thought that big orange paper was your tongue! LOL Fun post to write – thanks to you and IZEA for being the most fabulous, generous, thoughtful, giftful company in the world! I love writing silly posts like this
Replylol the turkey hat is priceless. Where can I get one? I don’t know if I could brave the taste test.
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