QWERTY Faithful HP Laptop

Dear Ms. Blogger Addict,

Ouch! That coffee was hot on my ‘qwerty’ you know, and it may do serious damage if you don’t mop it up right now Heather. You are very careless when it comes to looking after me and I’m getting seriously annoyed with you. I’m a conduit to your internet world and you’d be totally lost without me, so you need to treat me with respect if you expect me to maintain this hectic lifestyle you have going.

I don’t mind traveling with you to places like New York City, Las Vegas or even to the museum for the day, but I don’t like to be accidentally dropped, although I do have high tolerance for your rough treatment.

I am an HP, therefore I am mighty!

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Now that I have your attention, Ms Careless Coffee Drinker, give my keyboard a good dusting, wipe my screen and give me a rest so I can cool my battery and recoup my power. In the morning you need to do some internal housekeeping as well. My memory may fade with time as my arteries become clogged with useless files, programs and pictures – take time to make my home orderly.

You KNOW how to use your external hard drive and those cutesy little thumb drives in the bottom of your laptop bag – quit procrastinating and help me out. I’m getting a little long in the tooth, but I will be your workhorse as long as you treat me with courtesy.

Your Faithful Friend,

H.P. Laptop