How to be a Gracious B * T * H

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Posted on: February 2nd, 2009

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I don’t post or pass on jokes usually as so many of them are awfully lame. This one, I identify with though so it’s your lucky day! If you are a woman, you’ll totally understand. If you are a man, pass it on to the women in your life – they will think you are extremely well versed in the female psyche!

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement — not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother- of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ‘Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,’ she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.’

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.’

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Mrs Cox (3 comments.) said on February 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 pm

Lmao! Oh that’s so great!

Mrs Cox’s last blog post..? A Sweet Giveaway ?
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Hannah (7 comments.) said on February 3rd, 2009 at 4:01 am

Thats hilarious!

Hannah’s last blog post..HSMHS – Trinket
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JMom (15 comments.) said on February 3rd, 2009 at 10:43 am

I had read this before but it still makes me laugh

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katinka - spiritual (1 comments.) said on February 3rd, 2009 at 11:44 am

Now if only I knew what B…H stands for…

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heatherinbeautifulbc (161 comments.) said on February 3rd, 2009 at 6:03 pm

@katinka – spiritual (1 comments.):
Sorry Katinka, I just added another letter in to make the word more understandable – B I T C H!
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Toto said on April 27th, 2010 at 8:34 am

next target deh hahaRT @sasipipen: @toto_toroto enakkkkk http://bit.ly/aWxH
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