Dear Google,

You gave me some of my Page Rank back on one of my blogs – thanks, I guess. I really don’t care very much anymore, but I’ll take it. You hurt my feelings last year when you knocked my rank right out from under me, but my blogs and I survived without you.

Why are you so inconsistent? If you give page rank back on one blog, why not all? Seems to me there’s not much reliability on your part.

I am a very forgiving person, you know – so you can stick around for a while if you want. If not, go ahead and disappear. I have RealRank now and don’t rely on you.

RealRank is consistent – it increases and decreases using a formula we can all understand and directly relates to the amount of traffic my blog generates. The harder I work, the luckier I get!

Ciao Google!